Who's endorsing whom?

Barack Obama's celebrity supporters include Jennifer Aniston, Susan Sarandon and uber-babe Scarlett Johannson.
Gretchen Wilson and Heidi Montag are among the celebs backing John McCain.
Uber-babe turned uber-mommy Angelina Jolie is said to be on the fence, but has said she "likes" McCain. Roseanne Barr says that makes Jolie look like a major league bimbo.
Consider this report a public service for those who care about the shallow end of the U.S. election race pool.