Howie Mandel has a new book, out next week, about how he found success in show business while coping with obsessive-compulsive disorder. I've been reading an advance copy.
In honour of Mandel and this new publication, I searched the Internet for good OCD jokes. These were the best I could find. I assure you, Mandel's book is funnier.
How many people with OCD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you can find one that isn't washing his hands, just one.
When the doctor told me I had OCD, I had trouble believing her. I had to call her five times to make sure that's what she said.
A medical research group advertised for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder. In just one hour, they got 57 responses. All from the same person.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
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I enjoyed your post the first 37 times I read it Stimpson. I'll be back in a while to see if it's still enjoyable.
Yeah. It's still enjoyable. Those folks with OCD are pretty funny.
ROFL Truth101 !
I'm sorry, I've got to admit I just don't get Howie Mandel now.
Years ago when he had that crazy hair and did his comedy routine along with starring on the show "St. Elsewhere" I could really like him.
Now with the bald head and the goatee he reminds me of Evil Spock from the old old Star Trek.
Should of done it a lot sooner but I've finally added you to my blogroll.
Beach Bum: I gotta admit, I suck at adding to my own blogroll. I never do it proactively. Carolina Parrothead will be added right away.
Stimpson for some reason I don't have you on my blogroll either and I'll be damned if I know why! Regardless, that will change right after I finish writing this.
As to Howie Mandel I just cannot stand him and am not sure why. I heard him interviewed at length on the Howard Stern show a couple of years ago and he is a real nutter.
I'm kinda like the opposite of OCD. I forget about everything, procrastinate, sloppy and generally don't give a shit about anything.
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