How can people who claim to have personal relationships with Jesus have such widely divergent interpretations of what he wants? Isn't Jesus speaking clearly? Does he have a speech impediment? Is he a 'low talker'?
Sunday, November 22, 2009
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Stimpson,
funny one man. And as a personal friend,I happen to know all those other guys are idiots.
This brings to mind the clever observation made by Jethro Tull on the back of their original Aqualung album cover: In the beginning, man created God in his own image and likeness."
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Oso: Could you send him over over here? I've got a jug of water I'd like to have turned into wine.
Jack: That's smart, saucy wisdom from an album cover.
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Although I am a Christian, the goofiness of some of those that follow Him makes for some pretty funny stuff.
I found it best just to nod politely when these nuts go on about their beliefs and who is saved and other such crap.
Bravo Stimpson. This is hysterical!
-SJ
So your'e Canadian, well that completely explains you being such an ass-hole.
Yeah, XH, we Canadians are such notorious assholes. (That's one word, no hyphen, by the way.) And no one could possibly think someone who posts nothing but an ad hominem attack, with no meaningful critique whatsoever, is an A-hole, right?
Glad you liked the video, SJ. Its maker has some other awesome stuff at his YouTube site.
Truth, I won't even nod politely. I just walk away.
Isn't having a personal relationship with a corpse necrophilia? Just asking?
Anyway, funny video.
BTW: You can tell Xavier is anal retentive because he hyphenates "asshole."
Stumbled across a blog owned by some pastor out in California around 2006. That dude claimed to be a Christain but he ranted about sending Bush's foes to Gitmo and making jokes about them being tortured. It was seriously scary stuff coming from someone claiming to follow the faith of Jesus Christ.
Libhom, I can't shake a really old National Lampoon bit from my head: Two photos of long-haired young women swinging their tresses and the caption "One of these women has heavy metal jones. The other worships the spirit of a Jewish guy who's been dead for 2,000 years. You tell us which one is crazy."
Beach, I'll bet that pastor really prefers the harsh Old Testament to the pansy-ish New Testament.
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