The news release accompanying Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America is, like the 640-page book, ridiculously bloated. Simon & Schuster spends four sheets of legal-size paper proclaiming Star to be a work of great importance.
The biggest WTF moment for me came when I read Beatty being described as "as important a director as Coppola and Scorsese."
But the funniest part of the release came a bit earlier for me, when it declared that Beatty has bedded "women of every possible description."
Really? Every possible description? Like, a double-amputee with a uni-brow and a lisp? A one-eyed Polynesian woman with extra-hairy legs and an extra toe? A cross-eyed, freckled dwarf with a PhD in zoology?
I imagine that uni-browed double-amputee with a lisp who boinked Beatty would be an interesting interview. If you could understand what she's saying.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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7 comments:
ROTFLMAO....
Oh god...I'm about to pee my pants....
You are a jewel...
Why, thank you kindly, Akannie. :-)
I wouldn't walk across the street to buy a book about Warren B. Quite frankly I thought he was dead:-)
Very nice blog you have here. I like reading political blogs for some reason. Anyway, I have a site myself where people from around the world come and debate on popular issues. I feel as if this will give citizens some form of power, letting their voices be heard.
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AFter I get my order from the anonymous penis enlargement guy I too will be able to bed women of every description.
If you got a big penis, you don't need to be rich and famous and beautiful. Suck on that Warren!
640 pages on Warren Beaty? Why? his importance has not been noticed by this American politico. . . or, I may have been busy ordering male enhancement pills when he had his 15 minutes of political fame.
Gary Hart? Hardly even a footnote in American political history of the past 50 yrs.
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